Dedicate My Book to Whomever You Wish

$2,500.00

That’s right, you read that correctly. Anyone willing to cover the entire cost of production can take over my dedication page. This will appear in both the digital and print versions.

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FOR SALE!
The dedication page of my very next book.

Perhaps…

Dedication  ~

For my dearest Delilah:

There has only ever been one woman for me,
You’re the other half of my soul, the roots of my tree.
I could never live a life without you… WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Forever yours,
Bob McTwinkles

In hopes of raising the funds necessary to publish, I am offering up the dedication page on my next book. You may dedicate the book to anyone you please. I will print your message in both the paperback and ebook versions.

Thank you for your support,
Mitty Walters

Please understand that this page will appear at the opening of my story. Most distributors allow potential readers to preview the first few chapters of a book, which will include the dedication page. For that reason no cussing or otherwise crass/socially unacceptable message, sorry. 

Don’t get me wrong, I’m wide open to any funny/crazy/wacky idea you may have. The funnier, the better!

Or serious. Whatever your pleasure.

But I reserve final editorial rights.

You will have ample room, but no more than half of one printed page please. 

In the paperback, your dedication will have it’s own page. To make it stand out and be visually appealing, it will likely be centered vertically on your page. Anything more than a paragraph or two would be awkward.

Preferably within a week following your purchase.

Don’t sweat, I’m not in a huge rush. After you checkout, I will send you a little email to thank you for your support. That email will also contain the specifics of how/when I need you to get your dedication to me.

No, sorry.

I priced this dedication page at $2,500 specifically because that is how much I expect to spend to produce the paperback/ebook versions. To produce the audio version—if I do so in the same fashion I did for Breaking Gravity—production will cost me an additional $5,000.

If you happen to have the means and you are willing to cover all versions ($7,500 total)… holy smokes! YES. YES. YES. I will be happy to have your dedication read out in the audiobook version. 

Simply bump the quantity up to three before you “ADD TO CART”.

I will then dedicate the book to you. I will write up my own message, singing praises to your generosity. I will make sure that the readers of my next book know that it was you who made that work possible!

Yes, but only if you are willing to cover the cost of producing the audiobook version of the book in addition to the paperback/ebook version.

I priced this dedication page at $2,500 specifically because that is how much I expect to spend to produce the paperback/ebook versions. To produce the audio version in the same fashion I did for Breaking Gravity, it will cost an additional $5,000.

So if your company is willing to cover all versions ($7,500 total), your company my use the dedication page for a commercial message. If that happens, then the dedication will also be read out in the audiobook version.  

Simply bump the quantity up to three before you “ADD TO CART”.

I’m a firm believer that anything worth doing is worth doing right. For that reason, I make no promises. None whatsoever. 

I’m very sorry about that, but please understand that I consider myself a man of my word and I do not make promises lightly. There are simply too many moving parts for me to give you a firm date with any accuracy.

My personal goal is to get Breaking Gravity out by the end of this Feb, beginning of March (2019). That book is currently with the editor (today is Jan 28, 2019).

I am located in the US, within the state of Florida. If the “Ship To” address you specify is in Florida, then I am required to collect a 7% sales tax (6% for the state, 1% for the county). 

If you pay for anything on my website with a credit card or Paypal, your receipt will say MoBetter Productions Inc (MBI).

Not to worry, MBI is my company. I own it.

The primary function of MBI is to collect the income from my day job, that of freelance graphic/web production. In the event my writing ever takes off, I am set up so that any income will also flow through the business.

Sales pitch was inspired by Matisyahu:

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